Friday, 22 April 2011

Software Engineer And His Wife



Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. 


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn 
off your computer

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Tregic Love Story..

1 ladka 1 ladki ko har roj sirf use dekhne k liye
uske SHOW ROOM se roj 1 CD kharidta tha
use laga ladki use kabhi nahi chahegi par
fir bhi wo roj aata aur ek nayi CD kharidta
1 din wo ladka mar gaya, or wo ladki ko
pata chalne par wo uske ghar gayi,
Ladke ki mummy ne ladki ko uska kamra dikhaya,
ladki ne dekha ki abhi wo sab CD'S pack hi thi ladki ko
bahut dukh hua,kyu ki ladki roj CD me
ek LOVE LETTER rakhti thi,its a tregic LOVE STORY